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so, how did it feel?

did you believe it for a split second? did you actually expect something to happen? when the button lit up, did you..?

yeah, uhm... so, this was obviously a scam, like so many other crypto scams. did i say scam? i meant satire. this is satire. i'm making fun of crypto/web3 gold rush. i think it's extremely stupid. it's a pyramid, a scam, a Ponzi scheme.

wait, what? you paid your actual money for real? well, too bad. too bad crypto is decentralized, there's no authority to report me to, there's no one to get the money back from. yeah but it's cool. the future. web3. oh yeah. oh right. oh boi.

well i guess we can say you paid for the excitement? for those brief moments that you felt something? for the dopamine rush of OH MY GOD I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS I'LL BE RICH? i hope it made you feel like you didn't in a long time. so, consider this an experience that you got, and a story that you can tell. it's a nice story to tell at a party. i'm sure it's worth it.

it was nice meeting you, even if briefly. good luck!

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further reading

"The Third Web" by Tante (an independent sociotechnologist) — an objective critical analysis of everything that's wrong with web3 & crypto

"My first impressions of web3" by Moxie Marlinspike (founder of Signal) — an excellent in-depth technical breakdown of what web3 is and isn't, showing that it's all already centralized

The Future Is Not Only Useless, It’s Expensive by Dan Brooks — "NFTs are the human capacity for visual expression as understood by the guy at the vape store."

HERE IS THE ARTICLE YOU CAN SEND TO PEOPLE WHEN THEY SAY “BUT THE ENVIRONMENTAL ISSUES WITH CRYPTOART WILL BE SOLVED SOON, RIGHT?” by Everest Pipkin

Crypto Bros Taking Ls — good memes